Don't wanna work!

Ok so what do you do when you absolutely don't want to work?
I write completely useless Vogon Poetry that would come in use one day when I catch hold of victims for my Poetry Appreciation Chairs.
Warning: Don't read this if you can avoid.
ahem ahem..

The Time has come, lady n gent,

For Anarchy to be a form of government!

We are The Mango People; of the masses

And- kings of cliché- for the masses, by the masses!

We want no kings, no ministers too,

No Hitlers we need, nor would wannabe legends do.

We want no rules- of Gods and law- no sir!

I care not if the motor of the world stops to whir.

I’ll work not if I want not. Period.

You guessed it- the reason for this ballad.

Still. I’ll work not if I want not to!

I’ll sleep late if I do want to.

I’ll want my share of grain

I’ll contribute by way of refrain

From useless poetry for its more than plain

That all it does is fry your brain